Massachusetts Blue Laws for 2003

1. Cell phones can be no longer than 5 inches long and 3 inches wide.

--Punishable by $20-$150 fine and up to 2 years in prison.

2. Trees must be at an angle of at least 82 degrees relative to the ground.

--Punishable by $100-$500 fine.

3. Certain foods cannot be eaten with certain foods. Click here for list.

--Punishable by $100-$800 fine and up to 3 years in prison.

4. Dogs must be on a leash within ten feet.

--Punishable by $500-$1000 fine.

5. Bathtubs cannot be carried upside-down on one's head on Sundays in Boston Common.

--Punishable by death.

6. Feet cannot be dangled out a window.

--Punishable by $1000-$20,000 fine and up to 20 years in prison.

7. Magazine subscriptions cannot be cancelled on Thursdays.

--Punishable by $800-$1600 fine and up to 2 life sentences in prison.

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